i'm wayne

housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

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prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.

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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

littlestwayne:

Trixie Tang breaking down the fundamentals of equality and gender roles

krisjener:

i wish tumblr had more of an “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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